Oswald in the doorway: the blog of the Oswald Innocence Campaign, by Ralph Cinque

JD has done it again, merging the truth about the Two Oswalds with popular culture in a hilarious way. This time, it involves new lyrics to the Patty Duke Show song, which you can hear here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQTqKcojrVY

The Patsy Dupe Show Theme

Meet Harvey who's seen everywhere,

From Mexico to New Awlins Square,

But Lee has only seen the sites marines can see from different heights

What a hazy pair

But they're doubles,

Unidentical doubles, you might say,

One fled in a station wagon,

The other stood in the doorway

While Harvey's neck is not as thick,

His clasped right wrist, a nervous tick,

But Lee done got his tooth knocked out; his mother's not as short and stout,

His brother's quite the hick

Still they're doubles,

Unidentical doubles in a bind,

One took a bus to make his dash, the other much preferred the Nash

Redacted documents declined

Oswald's innocent,

O' you out of your mind