Oswald in the doorway: the blog of the Oswald Innocence Campaign, by Ralph Cinque

Now they're saying Epstein did it kneeling with a sheet around his neck and the other end tied to the top of the bunk bed. Then, why didn't they say so from the beginning? It's not as though national security was at stake. And all the media outlets that are dutifully chanting it now, why aren't they screaming bloody murder about the delay and demanding a reason for it?

And why should we believe it? They're saying that he was kneeling and leaned forward, presumably to tighten the cord. Well, if he was kneeling, it means that at any time he could have stood up, and he had his hands to help him. They didn't say his hands were bound. Do you realize how hard it would be to resist the urge to do that? Asphyxiation is one of the most painful deaths there is. The urge to breathe would hit him like the urge to remove his hand from a hot stove. It's pretty hard to say no to that. And if he had that kind of will power, maybe be he should have saved himself the trouble and just stopped breathing. But then again this a man who couldn't control his urges to abuse underage girls, and the urge to breathe exceeds even that.

The Epstein Suicide announcement has rapidly become the most distrusted public statement of all time. Me, I'm a longtime Oswald defender and 9/11 truther, but even people who generally have no use for "conspiracy theories" are smelling a rat. One of them is Trump, although he does have some experience, having been a "birther."

But, let's look at it. Epstein was on suicide watch, so presumably, they had him in a suicide-proof cell. But then, when a psychiatrist said, "He's good. He'd not going to do anything. He told me so" they moved him back into a cell that wasn't suicide proof? What would it have hurt to leave him in the room with safeguards? And he had a cell-mate before, so why couldn't they have found a reliable inmate to stay with him as a watcher?

What I mean is: How do you let the pendulum swing all the way back after he once tried to commit suicide? What kind of Pollyanna do you have to be to do that? And that 's regardless of what he said because there's this thing people do. It's called lying.

And, it's fodder for jokes. People are laughing. I bet I can make you laugh. So, what were Jeffrey Epstein's last words? How about:

"Hillary, what are you doing there?"

or

"You say this bedpost is solid steel? Nah, I believe you. I don't need a demonstration. Really, I don't...."

or

"Erotic asphyxia? Yeah, I've heard it, but it's never been my thing.I said it's not my thing. What's the safe word?"