Oswald in the doorway: the blog of the Oswald Innocence Campaign, by Ralph Cinque

So, I put up this version of The Addams Family Song which I called The Altgens Family Song, which was based on the original lyrics. But this guy "JD" wrote a couple more verses, and I've got to say: he could be a comedy writer. So, here's the whole song in its entirety. This is for the ages. 

And to really get the feel for it, let's start with the intro: 

Da nah nah nah.

Da nah nah nah.

Da nah nah nah; Da nah nah nah; Da nah nah nah.

They're creepy and they're kooky, 

Mysterious and spooky, 

They're all together ooky, 

The Altgens Family. 

Their doorway's a museum 

When people come to see 'em 

They really are a scree'um 

The Altgens Family. 

Neat.

Sweet.

Petite.

So get a witches shawl on 

A broomstick you can crawl on 

We're gonna pay a call on 

The Altgens Family.

Their names are still debated,

Black Hole and Obfuscated,

Their histories are related,

The Altgens Family.

See Oswald is the Doorman,

He doesn't have a prayer, Man,

Lovelady's got no hair, Man,

The Altgens Family

Lee.

Shel-ly'.

Bil-ly'.

Lee's innocent, you dodo,

Scan Altgens' altered photo

For characters we all know,

The Altgens Family.