Friday, April 17, 2015


I never said the truck was gold. The Sheriff Deputy came up with that word. She didn't ask me; she was looking at the truck. But, the lady taking the report from the APD was not. She asked me. And I remember what I told her. I said: "Well, it's kind-of brown, but not exactly brown; it has a twinge of green in it. I would call it a greenish brown."

But, she wound up putting down "GRN/GRN". I think she meant to put "GRN/BRN" because that's what I said. Why would she put green twice? If I said green, it would just say "GRN". Once. They don't write words twice for no reason.  There is only a slash when the second word is different from the first word. 

It turns out that, officially, it's "pyrite mica" but guess what? I didn't remember that at all. 



You can see yourself that it's kind-of a cross between green and brown. And, that is what I told her. 

But, let's make a big deal out of this. Surely, I am committing insurance fraud. 

You are such a shit. I don't know why they call that place a merry land with you in it. 

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