First Conspirator: You know, we put that mother and kid in the Altgens photo to cover up Jack Ruby, so maybe we should get something similar going in the Towner film so that they'll match. After all, it's supposed to be the same place and the same time.
Second Conspirator: I hear you, but Altgens was a photo and Towner is a movie. We can't get the mother and kid to do the Texas Two-Step.
First Conspirator: Quit being so negative. Let's ask Q. What do you say, Q? Can we get them moving?
Q: The options are limited, OO Brainless. The most we can come up with is perhaps a flickering hand, as if the mother were waving at the President. But otherwise, those two are going to be as still as the Wellington Monument in Hyde Park.
First Conspirator: No worries, Q. The rubes will buy it. Who's going to notice it?
Second Conspirator: But, if just one guy notices it, he'll tell others, and they'll all see it.
First Conspirator: Why don't you let someone at a higher pay grade worry about that? Alright, Q. Get it done.
Q: Oh, this is going to turn out brilliant.
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