Sunday, June 1, 2014

bpete, as far as Lovelady goes on 11/22/63, let's expose the whole roll:

Well, the Altgens Doorman and first Wiegman Doorman were Oswald, so they can't do Lovelady any good. The second Wiegman Doorman wasn't Oswald, but he wasn't Lovelady either, and he wasn't really there, so that's not going to help either. And we'll get rid of the skinny version of DeNiro too, since that's really just a duplication. So, let's see what we have left:

So now, it's a tag-team: 2 against 2. Two cinched up and two with open sprawls. However, I have already disposed of the cartoon version on the lower left. So, he's only good for laughs. And that means that all your hopes and dreams for Lovelady to have an open sprawl are pinned on this one guy:


Of course, he comes in a lot of versions, and this is his most muscular. I call him DeNiro Lovelady, but he can also be seen as Conan O'Brien Lovelady and Don Knotts Lovelady- depending on how they messed with him. But, let's just stick with DeNiro since all we're interested in right now is that sprawl.

That sprawl is fake, and the way we know it is because of the shape of it, which is rectangular. Shirt sprawls are, essentially, v-shaped, and that's because of the physics. The sprawl starts from the highest button that is buttoned, which acts as the pivot point. And from there, going up, the shirt starts sprawling apart on each side, with the operating force being gravity. But, that shirt sprawl is rectangular, and there is no basis for that. At the bottom of the sprawl- where it starts- the shirt is buttoned, so the two sides of the shirt are together. The sprawl starts from that point, with the operative word being "point". It can't possibly be shaped like what we're seeing there: a rectangle. They should have made it a triangle. Even a sloppy triangle would have sufficed. 

Besides, that guy isn't Lovelady. Take a look:

They are, obviously, not the same man. Do I have to do the point by point for you? Why don't you surprise me for once and just admit the obvious that they are not the same man? 

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