Oswald in the doorway: the blog of the Oswald Innocence Campaign, by Ralph Cinque

No, Robin. I and my Black Tie Man surrogate are NOT conjoined twins, and that's the point. because Doorman and Blck Tie Man are.

They are; we aren't. They are; we aren't. They are; we aren't. Get it? 

Look how Doorman's arm is butted against the inner edge of Black Tie Man's jacket, while my arm is nowhere near that. Notice that I have a left shoulder but Doorman just has a slashed swath running through it. There is no "point" to his shoulder at all. Doorman is missing his left shoulder, and BT Man is missing his right shoulder. It would be OK if ONE of them was missing a shoulder because the shoulder of the other could be covering it up. But for both of them to be missing a shoulder? It is impossible. Conjoined twins indeed.

And unfortunately, everything Richard Hooke is saying about this is wrong. 

Unger, why don't you go back to trying to convert old ladies into young men.