Now pay attention, Ike. The top of the bag is closer to the camera than the bottom of the bag, yet, it is not producing any funnel or pyramidal effect. It does not show the "perspective distortion" that you claim for the other photo.
And in the other photo, the guy was holding the bag straight up; he was not leaning the top of it towards the camera, as I was doing.
So basically, you're just spewing crap, Ike.