I made a tri-collage of Doorman, Oswald, and Lovelady, and anyone who denies that Doorman was Oswald, upon seeing this, is
just a festering sack of evil.
If you can't see that that's Oswald and not Lovelady, NOTHING will convince you because you refuse to be convinced. You just don't want Oswald to be Doorman, and it's because of your wicked, evil soul. And these people know who I'm talking to.